You Look Like Cereal
Published Wednesday March 14, 2007 by Dan
Ever see a dude or dudette who looked like a cereal or cereal character? Well I have. Many times in fact. It may have something to do with the widespread notion that I write a blog about cereal, but I guess I filter the world a little bit differently than you. You may think it cruel for God to make a person live their whole life looking like the Trix Rabbit, for example, but just remember that things could always be worse. Please find below some prime examples of my findings. (No, people wearing cool costumes do not count towards this list)
Christopher Lee - Count Chocula


From that swarthy complexion to the sinister brow, there is no mistaking the resemblance here. The main difference between the two? Mr Lee won’t always turn your milk brown. Ew.
Billy Connolly - The Good Captain


The Scottish comedian, pictured above sans captain’s hat, recently grew out a goatee and re-attached his eyebrows to his face in an attempt to distance himself from his long lost brother.
Patrick Stewart - Buzzbee

Fun fact! Billy West, voice of Buzzbee here as well as countless beloved animated characters (Philip J Fry anyone?) will have a role in the upcoming TMNT movie alongside, you guessed it, one Patrick Stewart.
Matthew Lesko - Lucky

They’re always after me government grants!
Chicken Boo - Cornelius Rooster


For all I know, Cornelius here could be Chicken Boo dressed up in disguise. There is really no way of knowing until the end of the episode…
Gerald Ford - Frankenberry


Too soon?
Ignignokt and Er - Wheat Chex

To clear up any confusion, the delicious cereal to the right contains no trace of explosives.
Barbara Bush - A Quaker


The former first lady and current first mother-shut yo mouth, pictured above in a striking gray number, always gets my oats-a-quakin’. Meeyow.
That’s it for today! Do you agree or disagree with what has been presented to you? Well it’s time for you lazy readers to do something. Forget about drilling into that moon rock for precious ice crystals, you have a new critical mission space cadets. Find more cereal look-alikes and send ‘em on over! End communication.
P.S. - New contest on Friday, yippy!

Fun stuff!
Babs there looks like Aliester Crowley quite a bit…heh heh.
Love your comment about the Simpsons Cereal! It is so true about it today about the marking co. You also got a great point about the price. It should be 2 bucks and not 4 bucks. I should invest in the stock market of cereal insted of other stuff. It like cereal goes up in price in 2 every months. Even the knocks off brands. And when we go tto the commissary we half to pay that price no matter what. Because we live over sea atm till Nov. 2008. My husband is in the USNavy and we live over sea atm. Tell it like it is man.