The Limerick Contest is over. We have deliberated and rendered a verdict. In a break from the norm here at CerealBlogger I will keep this simple and get down to bidness.

Winner:

Aaron comes through this time with a great story of a poor horse. That’s the way the vote went folks, continuing a streak of controversial winners. Even though mares are female horses, this limerick truly delivers a good public service announcement:

A horse, with a neigh, was brittle.
But many a rider thought little
of the mares bones.
He could jump cones,
But would crumble under a skittle.

Note: Horses should eat their cereal with whole milk. For strong bones!

The Biggest Loser:

A big boo (berry) and hiss (flakes) to Jake and his absolutely mind-bendingly horrible entry. I don’t know what can be said about this entry that hasn’t already been said, other than congrats! Enjoy your Punk’d DVDs. Take a look:

I really need my fix
But all other cereal I’ll nix
I very very
Need my Berry Berry
Kix

That’s all she wrote. Stay tuned for the next exciting contest!