Ever wonder what temperature your cereal was? Ever find yourself lost in the dark, because the exact viscosity of your BooBerry was a mystery to you? How have we ever been sure that the salinity and pH of our milk was within potable tolerances?

Well, fret no longer because the Intelligent spoon is here to save us, and not a moment too soon. Equipped with sensors for salinity, pH, temperature, and viscosity, the Intelligent Spoon links directly to your computer for fast and easy measurements. In addition, this spoon is rather large (to fit the braaaaaaains) allowing you chow down on that tasty breakfast in record time.

Though the Intelligent Spoon does not appear to be ready for mass production it cannot be long until we see the infomercials at 2am. With any luck, our children will never have to know the horror of eating cereal with a dumb, inferior metal spoon.

[via Counter Intelligence]