Or should I say ‘the FASTination!!!!!’

I should.

The only thing i love more than a cereal bowl that tells me what i already know, its a cereal bowl shaped like a thing. In this case, my 11th favorite car of all time! (In order: the Ghost Busters’ Ecto 1, the Back to the Future Delorian, Herbie, the Inspector Gadget-Mobile, the General Lee, any Bond car, the Cars, CARrie Underwood, CARpel Tunnel Syndrome, that yellow thing from Nash Bridges, and the Speed Racer Mach 5).

Through a special deal through General Mills (cereal reporting celebrities get special treatment) they are willing to send me a Speed racer Mach 5 Cereal Bowl! I just need to prove to them (somehow) that I have purchased two boxes of Cheerios. Unfortunately, the United States Postal Service refused to participate in the spirit of the deal, and needs to be paid $1.75 for their apparent trouble.

So that’s all it takes! 2 Proofs of Purchase (still don’t know how I’m gonna do that) , and $1.75 shipping and i get to have the fastest breakfast on the block!

Stay tuned for the unboxing, i would have to expect that this would arrive quite expeditiously.

Dan, Pat,

Would you write me a couple a letters of reference that i can send to General Mills?