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This is the second CerealBlogger review on the Disney breakfast cereal series. Last week was Disney’s Princess Fairytale Flakes, so lets man things up a bit. Enter: the Mic. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Berry Crunch is like a silent Rice Krispies all dressed for the ball (a manly ball). It is also more accessible than Fruity Pebbles (you don’t have to work at a quarry to fully enjoy them).

Let’s Enter the Clubhouse (No GIRLS Allowed!)

The first time I tried this cereal I was at Dan’s house, so I was stuck with organic hippie milk. The result was a very meek cereal experience. When I got home, however, I was able to try it with my usual 2%, and it made all the difference in the world. I can only assume through extrapolation that it’s best eaten with heavy cream, or ideally melted butter. In addition, Mickey knows that a real man wants as much on his spoon as he can get, so he engineered his Berry Crunch for maximum adhesion. Three scoops and its gone. Now you have time to hit the gun range. As an added bonus it tastes ok. What else can you ask for?

The Final Minutes of the Meeting

The cereal is gone, but my milk runs thick with Berry blood. After drinking the end milk I no longer felt like I needed a fruit smoothie (which I usually do). I was ready to go. So I packed up my Adam’s apple, colon, and Billy Blanks replica autographed poster, and hit the town. Hide your daughters!

CerealBlogger RoundTable

Dan: “These pebbles melt in my mouth. Crunch retention is for the birds. Walt Disney’s The Birds”
Elliot: “Tastes kinda like dusty basement…Now it’s changing flavor into something too beautiful to understand”
Pat: “I am a fan of the fruitiness. The end milk is eh”

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