Proof that Gearios existed before Halfbakery
Published Wednesday March 21, 2007 by Elliot
It’s Wednesday, so get ready to throw the book…it’s time for eBay roundup! This week we have for you another Wacky Packages collectible. Seller marshotel (99.9% positive feedback) is so excited he (or she) is practically foaming at the mouth.
Mint unused & Smoke free as always. Licensed by TOPPS. This vinyl soft pillow is from the Wacky Packages assortment of product parodies!! Made to look like a Box of cereal!! ! Measures 4″x6″x2″. Has hang cord for displaying. Licensed by TOPPS.
This awful picture seems to be glaring evidence (pun intended) of the existence of Gearios prior to their “invention” on Halfbakery.com. In my line of work (as a lawyer on the breakfast track) this is called copyright infringement. However, it has always been my strongest belief that a good bowl of cereal in the morning can erase anything you may or may not have done the night before. That being said, I’m sure a fictional bowl of Toasted Surplus Machine Parts will sort you out and get things going in the right direction again.
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phew…i am glad you are the god upon which I receive my divinity and rest for omnipotence. This morning, cereal’s all I gots.
willie