Maxim Study: Cereal May be Good/Bad For You
Published Wednesday April 4, 2007 by Dan
Maximonline, not to be confused with Maxlemonlime, the new citrus green tea infused energy drink I’m preparing to roll out this spring (Catch the Catechins!©), has a crudely thrown together article about the 6 most healthy and unhealthy breakfast cereals. They have a brief list of pros and cons for each, but they do not really go into any real details as to why the unhealthy cereals are so bad for you. Upon looking at the article again, it seems it might not even be a “Top” 6 list, but rather just an arbitrary list of 6 healthy and unhealthy cereals. Even better! The pictures are pretty tho, so I have a feeling that you lucky CB readers might be seeing them again in the near future on another Non-Maximonline branded site, nebulous internet copyright laws notwithstanding.
Check out Maxim’s list below and let me know if you are interested in my own addition, The Middle 6 Most Average For You Cereals (including Quisp).
Will Fill You With Hurt
Cookie Crisp
Cocoa Puffs
Fruity Pebbles
Froot Loops
Trix
Corn PopsYou Will Die Eventually Even After Making These Healthy Choices
Crispix
Corn Flakes
Frosted Mini-Wheats
Cheerios
GoLean Crunch!
Organic Weetabix
via Maximonline
How do you guys feel about the Kashi cereals like GoLean and Crunch Almond Flax?
Hey Chris, I actually like the majority of Kashi’s cereals, GoLean crunch included. It’s pretty dense (not as dense as say, granola, but still) and flavorful but not too sweet.
Stay tuned for full reviews.
I just ate a whole box of Post Select Cranberry and Almonds cereal. What have I done? I have been walking 4 miles a day to keep my weight where it belongs. But hey, that was my whole dinner. Not too bad, right? I mean, I could have eaten worse things for dinner. What do you think?
The Kashi Go-Lean Crunch is really good and I think its healthy. I’m not sure how you could really consider it unhealthy compared to all the other cereals out there… The only thing is about 5-7 hours after I eat it, I start crapping like there’s no fucking tomorrow.