Keep your Banana Under Wraps in Plain Sight
Published Tuesday February 13, 2007 by Elliot
It is highly publicized that I like banana slices in my cereal, but not everybody knows that I love to eat them on the go as well. If only there were some sort of invention that allowed me to bring bananas everywhere…
Well now there is! Thanks to the Banana Bunker, it’s easy to:
* Bang your banana around as much as you like without all the bruises you are accustomed to.
* Keep your banana stiff, longer.
* Protect your banana around new people and in uncharted territories.
Designed by an architect who has worked with Gucci, Louis Vuitton and Chanel, this translucent piece of rigid plastic, “create[s] the possibility of eating fresh fruit whenever the consumer wishes.” It comes in four colors, none of which happen to be yellow.
Banana Bunker, via SciFi Tech
I never should’ve given up animation rights.
I think that it is important to inform your readers that the bannana bunker is only effective 99.9% of the time. Recent studies at major…places…show that .1% of the time the bannana bunker fails to provide the necessary bannana protection we all crave in our highly interactive lifestyles.
Of course this information is important, however, I didn’t think the results of the Banana Bunker effectiveness study* were released as of yet. Thanks! - Elliot (*No such study has actually taken place.)