Who doesn’t love a little CTC now and then, ya know? I am, of course, speaking about the golden and delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunch. However, when using acronyms, one can never be completely certain. Try this one on for size: “I think it’s time you and me had a little Chlortetracycline…” Yeah, that’s the antibiotic found in animal feed to stimulate growth. No good. How about: “I think it’s time you and me had a little contact…” Yahoo! You can find the entire list here.

Not worth confusing: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Counter-Terrorism Center, Canadian Tibet Committe, and Cooling Temperature Control.