Hungry this morning? How ’bout a “Big Bowl of Self-Esteem“?

I just ordered one of these guys and I can’t wait to get it. With phrases like “I’m Talented” and “I’m Good Looking” written around the rim I won’t have to verbally say all these things in the morning to get me goin’. And now, when my cereal is done the joy doesn’t have to end. No wonder “people like me”.

Have I mentioned I can’t wait to get it?