There comes a time in every boy’s life that he becomes a man. For me, that day is today.

I leave at sundown for two weeks in search of this mystical animal, the Orange Moose. It was last sighted in the Okefenokee Swamp, Georgia…but it won’t make that mistake again. I hope to corner it in Tennessee. My bowl will be small, my milk will be room temperature, but I will persevere. For now, I leave you with these fifteen words:

“Sweet moose the color of orange now inside the box with the other sugary animals.”

WARNING: This commercial was shot using black and white film. The”Orange” Moose will appear Medium Grey.