I love bananas in my cereal, but I had no idea there was such a large market for banana protection. You may remember that not too long ago I wrote about the Banana Bunker. You might not. Either way: this is the Safe Banana Guard, and it’s not as innovative as that other one. Remember how the Bunker was flexible? This one ain’t, cowboy.

Q: Bananas are not all the same size and shape so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?”

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the majority of banana sizes. Highly curved bananas can be slightly straightened without harm to fit the Banana Guard. Curved, straight, big and small bananas will usually fit inside the Banana Guard keeping them safe at all times.

Usually? I am not one for squishing or jamming my banana into anything, so I would only buy this because I have serious fetish for Glow in the Dark…stuff. Hell yes.

Via Safe Banana