It’s Wednesday, so get your wooden gavel ready…it’s time for eBay roundup! This week we have for you a bowl of faux cereal for you to look upon with fat eyes. Not just cornflakes, this gag comes with faux fruit as well. Seller Lucky_yur_cute (98.2% positive feedback) has listed the Buy It Now price at $35. Yikes, someone’s desperate! However, it does come with a spoon, and if that doesn’t convince you to purchase these authentic looking soggy flakes complete with canary-colored milk…nothing will. Perhaps a bowl filled with timeless Cheerios is more your speed. Only $30! Are you for real? You sure are lucky you’re cute.