It’s Wednesday again, so buy the biggest boat they have…it’s time for eBay roundup! Do you freakin’ love sharks as much as I do? I hope so, cause I am having a blast. Just yesterday I uncovered a cereal in Grindhouse called Great White Bites…and now I have found a box of Cap’n Crunch’s Deep-Sea Crunch for sale on eBay. Unfortunately, it’s empty and flattened…and from 1993. Bummer. Seller www.sjglew.com (99.9% positive feedback) has the item stowed away in Dewitt, Michigan: a very unlikely place to find sharks. However, since nobody wants an empty box of cereal from the 1990s, the seller has listed a Buy It Now price of $4.95 + $5.50 shipping (US only). And now for the updated Shark List!!!

Real Shark Cereals: Cap’n Crunch’s Deep-Sea Crunch, Quaker Oats Sweet Crunch

Fake Shark Cereals: Great White Bites, Jaws: The Breakfast Cereal, Shark Bites

Promoted on Cereal Boxes: Shark Tale

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