Hide your dog, the original pup-munchers are back with another Alpha-Bits jammy jam. J5 (the Jackson brothers) already rocked the world with their first cereal commercial way back when. Check out the new joint below.

Continuing the trend of suggestive commercial lyrics set forth with his original “VD” exploits (read the old post to see what I mean), a young Michael entices viewers to “Look at [his] B” after he explains that he got “a A”. And what a A it is Michael! Anyway, after everyone wakes up at precisely 7:15, the gang slides out of bed, Michael tricks his brothers into saying yes and then they all run amok.