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Snap Crackle n’ Pop Music

Behold: the very first commercial made by the Rolling Stones, in October of 1963…and it’s for Rice Krispies. Hot jams! It ran in several countries under the condition that they would not be identified as the band playing. (Other bands aren’t nearly as coy…)

This is no Dead Flowers of course, but feel free to peruse [...]

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I Have the Happiness Runs

We like to keep it mellow on Fridays here at the CerealBlogger headquarters. So I’ll keep it brief. I’m simply here to say, “Hey, this commercial is different than most…it has a little something special about it, and that something is probably Donovan…or the giant bowl of milk…or the odd boy wearing a pink sweater.” [...]

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Bananas are Apeelin’

Let’s get one thing straight, I don’t like bananas in my cereal. I don’t need a bunker. Nor do I need a guard of any kind to keep my banana protected. Elliot may think they are the cat’s Meowth (that’s right!) but whatever yo. That’s the reason they make Fun Dip [...]

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Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want To Make Cereal Commercial Parodies

If you were to spend your day on YouTube, not that you ever do, but if you did you might find endless spoofs of your favorite movie/video. Since I am a cereal lover and CerealBlogger I have been known to search for old cereal commercials and wheat related entertainment. One day I decided to break [...]

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I’m upset…with this cereal eating contest

Westmoor’s Avid seniors & juniors compete to eat 3 bowls of CTC (Cinnamon Toast Crunch) the fastest. (WARNING: Although there is definitely some serious competition to be seen, this video blows. It cuts out before a winner is declared. Come on!)

Let it be known that CerealBlogger wants a REAL cereal eating competition. Unfortunately, I don’t [...]

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Michael Jackson eats a DOG

This Alpha-bits commercial is from 1973, and features the original J5 goofing off and eating cereal in a park. I also came across another one featuring the Five in a bunk bed made to accomodate all of them. (Hint: It has a firemen’s pole.)
Besides eating a dog, it is also worthy to point out that [...]

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You’ll Go Monster Mad…

The cereal is Sugar Puffs and the man in the suit is John Cooper Clarke, a british punk poet from the 70s and 80s. One bloody wanker commenting on YouTube is still furious about JCC’s appearance in this commercial from 1978: “Sod this, its like Dylan Thomas advertising ****ing tabs!” Yeah…I suppose I feel that. [...]

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