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Cereal nerds that pre-date Toby Radloff

I just bought a USB memory scan device that is capable of converting my 1980’s cereal related memories into an easy to view mpeg format. Allow me to recall a trip to the market back in ‘86:

We sure did buy Iggy a lot of cereal that day. Including that Nerds Cereal. Every box of Nerds [...]

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Coming Up With Cereal Ideas Is Fun

The guys over at Halfbakery.com have been spending some of there time coming up with new cereal premises. Some are good and some are not so good, but my favorite by far is “Gearios: The Cereal for Budding Engineers.”
HEY KIDS! New Gearios will allow you to make the machines of your dreams! Winch the cat [...]

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AFI Can’t Choose a Cereal :(

Going down the cereal aisle of your favorite grocery store is always pretty hard. There are so many ridiculously delicious cereals that choosing merely a few seems arduous and unfair. Well apparently there’s a phrase for that, and according to alternative semi-emo darkish rock group AFI, it’s “Cereal Wars”.
AFI has a song called “Cereal Wars” [...]

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More Super Bowl News…

Last night, at half-time, we saw Prince blow the crowd away during a Purple Rain storm. But he couldn’t have done it without that outfit. Rumor has it that Prince borrowed the colorful suit he was wearing from our favorite sea-man, Cap’n Crunch. In return, he has agreed to let the Cap’n borrow his guitar [...]

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I heard it through the grape-nuts vine…

In entertainment news, Lucky the Leprechaun finished up in the recording studio late Wednesday night. His ambitious debut solo project is unfortunately already being dismissed by critics and music pundits as sham rock.

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