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Keep your Banana Under Wraps in Plain Sight

It is highly publicized that I like banana slices in my cereal, but not everybody knows that I love to eat them on the go as well. If only there were some sort of invention that allowed me to bring bananas everywhere…
Well now there is!  Thanks to the Banana Bunker, it’s easy to:
* Bang your [...]

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Heart-shaped Spoons for that Special K

Are you looking to honor your partner with some quality time? I think I may have just the thing. This Valentine’s Day, you can leave the jewelery and cheap scotch at home, as long as you remember the name-brand cereal…and these sexy stainless steel spoons.
My advice: get under the covers to show your partner the [...]

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I Rule! I Just Found My New Favorite Bowl

Hungry this morning? How ’bout a “Big Bowl of Self-Esteem“?
I just ordered one of these guys and I can’t wait to get it. With phrases like “I’m Talented” and “I’m Good Looking” written around the rim I won’t have to verbally say all these things in the morning to get me goin’. And now, when [...]

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Hey Junkies! Need a fix?

It seems as though breakfast innovations often fall short of my expectations. When I was a child I would sit under the willow tree and ponder about all of those future inventions that might make eating cereal even better then it already was. I would dream up amazing spoons and self heating delights. Much to [...]

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Silly Kids, Trix are for Dogs

There comes a time in every paranoid man’s life when he has to ask himself: “Is my Dog jealous of my ability to eat fun cereals for breakfast?” There is another time in this man’s life when he decides to stop asking the hard questions and start doing something about the answers! Enter, BowWowBreakfast. A [...]

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Liquid Cereal hits shelves years ago!

Liquid Cereal starting appearing as far back as 2004, with exotic flavors as varied as Apple & Cinnamon, Fruit, Peanut Butter, and Chocolate…And now in 2007? Has cereal crawled back to the safe haven of solid state? Does anyone have a can of this elusive chunky beverage lying around in their basement fridge? If so, [...]

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