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Phelps Phlanks Phrosted Phlakes

Just in case you have been living in a hole with the tv turned off (not that there is anything wrong with that) let me entertain you with some news. Michael Phelps is a USA Olympic swimmer. He has just wrapped up one of the greatest achievements in all of sports at the 2008 [...]

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Breakfast Fundamentals (and Technicals)

Hey space cadets.  Life sure can be rough in this day and age.  What with the price of gasolina and potash, it’s no wonder that cereal prices keep going up.  Bad news for some people (cereal eaters, natch), good news for…General Mills stock owners!  That’s right, according to Jim Cramer, heirophant of the mystical and [...]

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The Fasination Continues…

Or should I say ‘the FASTination!!!!!’

I should.
The only thing i love more than a cereal bowl that tells me what i already know, its a cereal bowl shaped like a thing. In this case, my 11th favorite car of all time! (In order: the Ghost Busters’ Ecto 1, the Back to the Future Delorian, Herbie, [...]

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I still hate Robot Chicken

It’s summer time here in the big Apple, Jack! That means 2 things: even more tiny dogs lugged around in tiny totes and NYC Restaurant week! Restaurant week is the special time of summer when you can indulge in a price fixed menu at any number of fine NYC eateries for the reasonable sum [...]

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Cereal ‘O’bits: Only the good die young

A few months back Lester Borchardt, inventor (discoverer?) of Cheerios, passed away at the age of 99. As it turns out, Lester was not the first great cereal imangineer to expunge himself from this mortal coil, nor will he be the last…
On August 28, 2000, John Holahan lost his life in a tragic car [...]

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LeAnn Rimes’ Cock Box

Pop country music star LeAnn Rimes has partnered with Kellogg’s to raise money for the Coalition to Salute Americas Heroes, which aids US soldiers injured in Iraq. She will be appearing on special boxes of Corn Flakes alongside CerealBlogger favorite Cornelius the rooster. In addition, LeAnn will appear on packaging for Froot Loops [...]

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Breakfast of Champions: RIP Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut, American novelist, humorist, satirist, humanist, and counterculturist died late Wednesday night in Manhattan, NY. As cereal lovers, you may know him as the author of the 1973 novel, Breakfast of Champions. I would like to encourage you all to take a closer look at Kurt’s work if you haven’t had [...]

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