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Tuesday: Cereal Wednesday

Psst…. Hey, you into Shrek? Well, lucky for you Shrek the Third is coming out right around the corner, on May 18. Now, I could skip seeing the movie, but our friend over at Cereal Wednesday has already dug deep into his iconic big bowl for a video review about this season’s Shrek promo cereal. [...]

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LeAnn Rimes’ Cock Box

Pop country music star LeAnn Rimes has partnered with Kellogg’s to raise money for the Coalition to Salute Americas Heroes, which aids US soldiers injured in Iraq. She will be appearing on special boxes of Corn Flakes alongside CerealBlogger favorite Cornelius the rooster. In addition, LeAnn will appear on packaging for Froot Loops [...]

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Breakfast of Champions: RIP Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut, American novelist, humorist, satirist, humanist, and counterculturist died late Wednesday night in Manhattan, NY. As cereal lovers, you may know him as the author of the 1973 novel, Breakfast of Champions. I would like to encourage you all to take a closer look at Kurt’s work if you haven’t had [...]

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Grindhouse Features Fake Cereal: Great White Bites

What do these pictures have in common? Re-read the title of this post and allow me to indulge…
I saw Grindhouse on opening night, and boy was I babbling like an idiot when I saw a little boy eating cereal in Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror. (Note: In my humble opinion, this 2 minute scene was better [...]

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Cereal Endorsements are EZ

Hide your dog, the original pup-munchers are back with another Alpha-Bits jammy jam. J5 (the Jackson brothers) already rocked the world with their first cereal commercial way back when. Check out the new joint below.

Continuing the trend of suggestive commercial lyrics set forth with his original “VD” exploits (read the old post to see [...]

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Snap Crackle n’ Pop Music

Behold: the very first commercial made by the Rolling Stones, in October of 1963…and it’s for Rice Krispies. Hot jams! It ran in several countries under the condition that they would not be identified as the band playing. (Other bands aren’t nearly as coy…)

This is no Dead Flowers of course, but feel free to peruse [...]

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GERONIMO!!!

It’s Wednesday again, so hold onto your scalp…it’s time for eBay roundup. This week we have a vintage Geronimo Nabisco Shredded Wheat Juniors Puzzle. Get those silver balls in those ruts! Do it!
Seller whirlwind27 (99.6% positive feedback) is located in Las Cruces, New Mexico…not all that far from Turkey Creek, where Geronimo was born. (Click [...]

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