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Kids witness little fitness, folks mad, ads bad

According to this CNN article, a recent study conducted by the Institute of Medicine has found that the average American 7-12 year old sees around 7600 food advertisements each year.  I don’t think this number includes radio ads, as the average American 7-12 year old can not see sound.  Over 40% of these visual ads [...]

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I Have the Happiness Runs

We like to keep it mellow on Fridays here at the CerealBlogger headquarters. So I’ll keep it brief. I’m simply here to say, “Hey, this commercial is different than most…it has a little something special about it, and that something is probably Donovan…or the giant bowl of milk…or the odd boy wearing a pink sweater.” [...]

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Operation Hot Mother

Sometimes a commercial is done just right, such that it really strikes a nerve with the target demographic. Enter Hippie Hot Mom. General Mills’ has a new commercial for Total in which a kid finds an old pair of her mom’s hippie jeans and starts to wear them, declaring that her mom is way too [...]

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Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want To Make Cereal Commercial Parodies

If you were to spend your day on YouTube, not that you ever do, but if you did you might find endless spoofs of your favorite movie/video. Since I am a cereal lover and CerealBlogger I have been known to search for old cereal commercials and wheat related entertainment. One day I decided to break [...]

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Michael Jackson eats a DOG

This Alpha-bits commercial is from 1973, and features the original J5 goofing off and eating cereal in a park. I also came across another one featuring the Five in a bunk bed made to accomodate all of them. (Hint: It has a firemen’s pole.)
Besides eating a dog, it is also worthy to point out that [...]

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You’ll Go Monster Mad…

The cereal is Sugar Puffs and the man in the suit is John Cooper Clarke, a british punk poet from the 70s and 80s. One bloody wanker commenting on YouTube is still furious about JCC’s appearance in this commercial from 1978: “Sod this, its like Dylan Thomas advertising ****ing tabs!” Yeah…I suppose I feel that. [...]

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The ‘In’ Cereal meets Multiple Choice

Which do you think is more ‘In’ in 2007?
A. Throwing a basketball over your back during family breakfast.
B. Watching the teletube on a sailboat.
C. Thinking fondly of Fruit Wheats by Nabisco.
D. Always picking D.
E. ‘Playing’ the piano in the ‘rain’.
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