Hey lover. I missed you yesterday babycakes. It’s February 14th, dollbreath, and that means only one thing ’round these parts. The CerealBloggers are taking a half-day today in order to get efficiently sufficiently freaky with the special someones in our lives. If you get forlorn and miss what we once had that’s cool, and you [...]

Just as first prophesied by the blind seers so many nights ago when the blood moon hung low in the squalid night sky and the unholy wolf matron feasted upon her newborn, today is… JUDGMENT DAY.
This being the conclusion of the debut CerealBlogger contest, I, like the second place competitor in the world gang-bang championships, [...]

For those of you who are confused I’ll be explicit: No we do not do updates on the weekend. Unless we do.  I hope that clears everything up.
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Hey you! In the fishnets! Did you remember to enter the first EVER CerealBlogger contest? You know you only have until Sunday at 3pm to click here and get your entry in right?
Yea, yea. I know you know. I’m just yankin’ your chain. Your old man was wrong about you kid. [...]

News Blast! The first official CerealBlogger contest has begun! The rules are easy, the prizes are fantastic, and the memories you make along the way will last a thousand lifetimes.
The rules:

Write a haiku about your favorite cereal
Post it in the comments below
Be sure to use a valid email address otherwise you forfeit your claim to [...]

TGINT folks! That is “Thank God It’s Not Tuesday” for you new CerealBlogger readers. It’s another glorious winter Wednesday here in New York City and I just felt the urge to thank someOne.
For sticking with us through the January doldrums, that veritable drought of blockbuster cereal releases, we have decided to reward you with [...]