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Wait ’til you see my c*****t

As in the contest. The contest that began last Friday, to be exact.  What started with a quiet gentle whisper has grown to a quiet gentle rumbling, poised to take the poetry world by storm.  “Where were you on March 30, 2007? The day the winner was announced?” is what your grandkids will be asking.  [...]

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Contest: There Once was a Bran from Nantucket

You remember the Haiku contest right? Well this one is completely different. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, we are eager to read your best cereal themed limericks. That’s right, just pen a charming limerick about or concerning cereal and leave it in the comments section below. We will choose our [...]

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We Are Men of My Word

Ya’ll might recall a little contest we held a while back.  Well after the dust settled and the winners were announced, we began to scour the frozen wastelands of the American Northeast to procure and deliver the goods.  There were whispers of fraud, incompetance and fin fingus, that we would never find a way to [...]

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101 Magical Posts: Thanks for the Memories!

We finally made it guys! 101 fabulous posts about cereal and cereal accessories. To commemorate this auspicious occasion, I would like present a little best-of and to refer you some of my personal favorites from days long passed…
By Elliot: Real Men Eat Hoosh, Snap Crackle Pop: A mystery no more, and of course the Ballad [...]

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Happy Cereal Day!

Dear Readers,
It’s March 7th 2007, National Cereal Day, and a great day to be alive. Today commemorates the 110th Anniversary of the creation of Dr. Kellogg’s famous Corn Flakes in 1897.
Gentlemen: Tonite, wear your best box suit and break out that bottle of End Milk you’ve been saving. Ladies: Dress in subtle brown tones tonight…and [...]

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Unboxing: Big Bowl of Self-Esteem

IT CAME! HOORAY!
My Big Bowl of Self-Esteem arrived at my house today! Watch as I unbox and try this mother out for the very first time.
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A CerealBlogger on the Go: Episode 1

As a follow-up to our hard hitting piece on Nestle’s new Russian venture, I have decided to venture out to Switzerland to experience the goodness first hand. I will be out of the dear U.S. of A until next Wednesday so look forward to sporadic updates from the land of plenty (of Rolex stores).
On a [...]

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