Breakfast has Feelings Too…
Published Wednesday May 2, 2007 by Elliot
It’s Wednesday again, I hope your time machine is fixed…it’s time for eBay roundup! Remember that Big Bowl of Self-Esteem that Russ found…and then bought? Well, it has come to my attention that some bowls have evolved past simple forms of communication to the point where they can technically display emotion…on their face…to the extent that Pet Rocks can. This is seemingly harmless now, however, future mutations could lead to super-intelligent breakfast bowls that will insist that only the finest Kashi ever enter their orifices…and how is that their decision? So like I said, I hope your time machine is fixed…because we may have to stop them at the source: China, some years ago.
For those of you without a time machine, Seller tweetylvr (99.9% positive feedback) is selling the whole lot of semi-intelligent bowls for $9.99 + $6 shipping (US). Buy them now, break them later, and be safe not sorry.
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The american time-spy that was sent to Ching Xiao was caught and sent to Wu-Dao prison and will await hearing by the popularly vicious Xing-Mei-Dong, and it’s not looking good for american imperialism because Communist leader Ping-Ni Chang will look to retaliate with their new Tsu-Deng-Ho missiles that they developed over in Ki-hong for the Pao-Lei Lin project.
It’s some serious shit…all put together, the letters spell “Party!” in American.
willie
hehe,
I posted that @420. heh.
China TIME!
willie