Submitted for your approval is the following tale of suspense. Set in scenic Glastonbury, Connecticut, the story of Chelsey Ouelette (pronounced Owl-ette, or Wallet, I can’t decide) and her presumably adorable 4 month old baby is quite the “nail biter”. Get it? Oh that’s right I haven’t linked you to the article yet! It seems that Gerber the baby food people, in a potential mix up with Gerber the multi-tool and camping equipment people, “accidentally” included a nail in the good baby Ouelette’s breakfast cereal. Baby’s name has been omitted from the article due to the obvious privacy concerns. While I am overjoyed that this confirms what I have been trying to tell you all month long, I am sad that this incident may turn Baby off of cereal for life.

via NBC30