There comes a time in every boy’s life that he becomes a man. For me, that day is today.
I leave at sundown for two weeks in search of this mystical animal, the Orange Moose. It was last sighted in the Okefenokee Swamp, Georgia…but it won’t make that mistake again. I hope to corner it in [...]

One crazy month ago we had a limerick contest that produced some of the best and worst poetry of all time. The winner, Aaron, wrote this beauty:
A horse, with a neigh, was brittle.
But many a rider thought little
of the mares bones.
He could jump cones,
But would crumble under a skittle.
Note: Horses should eat their cereal [...]

It’s Wednesday again, I hope your time machine is fixed…it’s time for eBay roundup! Remember that Big Bowl of Self-Esteem that Russ found…and then bought? Well, it has come to my attention that some bowls have evolved past simple forms of communication to the point where they can technically display emotion…on their face…to the extent [...]

Psst…. Hey, you into Shrek? Well, lucky for you Shrek the Third is coming out right around the corner, on May 18. Now, I could skip seeing the movie, but our friend over at Cereal Wednesday has already dug deep into his iconic big bowl for a video review about this season’s Shrek promo cereal. [...]

This is an amazing video…but how well were you paying attention? Were you counting the number of times vitamins were mentioned? How about the word sugar? Well, if you didn’t you are in luck…I did!
Sugar(y): 12, Super: 8, Bear: 6, Crisp: 5, Vitamin(s): 4
Based on this data, Super Sugar Crisp should have 3 times the [...]

It’s Wednesday again, you can put down your scissors now…it’s time for eBay roundup! This week we have for you 14 coupons, each good for 75 cents off of any one box of Cap’n Crunch cereal. How much are you willing to pay for such a deal…the equivalent of $10.50? As of right now the [...]

I know…it’s already Tuesday, but let’s face it, if you followed my advice on Friday then your weekend was probably a success. And that means Monday was a blur…and your friends probably all have photos of you involved in some sort of lowbrow high jinx. (see above) You know the sort: like this. And this. [...]