Previously, on A CerealBlogger on the Go:
A CerealBlogger on the Go: Episode 5
A CerealBlogger on the Go: Episode 4, Cereal Safari
A CerealBlogger on the Go: Episode 3
A CerealBlogger on the Go: Episode 2
A CerealBlogger on the Go: Episode 1

Well today is the last full day of my journey to magical, clean Switzerland. I’ll be heading back to JFK Intl Airport tomorrow morning as I bid this fair land peace out. It has been quite a week and it will be good to have a relaxing Saturday morning bundled up with a warm bowl of Cheerios.

While Zurich was most excellent, there are still some things that I miss about my home country: portion controlled breakfasts, organic Swiss cheese from Trader Joe’s, and 128lb hamburgers. No need to do a double-take, you read that correctly. I think. You read “128lb hamburgers” right? Well I suppose if you read it wrong the first time you would have read it wrong that second time too. Regardless of how well you can read, the fine folks at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub have figuratively SHIT IN THE FACE of the former world record holding 105lb offering from the Clinton Station Diner in New Jersey with their lastest beefchild.

Those of you who are cool enough to know the CerealBloggers in real life may recall that Russ and I made a pilgrimage to Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub about a year ago to chow down on an impressive 15lb burger kong. Wanna hear more about this, eh? Hoping some pictures will show up? Sorry but despite what this post may lead you to believe, this ain’t BurgerBlogger buddy.

(hmm, this gives me a new idea for a blog: FountainDiving.com, For people who like to dive into fountains!)

Well this news is all well and good if you are into food that doesn’t fit in a bowl, but the word on the street is that D’sBBP owner Denny Leigey might just fancy himself a cereal fancier! When asked about the caloric content of the We Could Probably Take a Shit in This Burger Before We Cook it and You Would Never Know Because of How Diluted the Shit Would Get in all That Beef, as I have decided to call it, he replied:

“If you were worried about calories you would be at home eating Kellogg’s”

Ha! Classic Leigey! For those of you who are in fact not worried about calories, the burger is available now for the paltry sum of $379. That’s only 128 more dollars more than Drew Bledsoe has career touchdowns.

See you soon Americanos.