Archives » January, 2007

Rice Gene vs Killer Fungus LIVE on Pay-Per-View!!!

Rice crops have been under attack recently from the diabolical, misogynist fungus known as “Rice Blast” (artist’s rendering right). This horrible, puppy-hating eukaryote, also known as magnaporthe grisea, causes rice yield losses of up 30 percent each year worldwide. That doesn’t hit close enough to home for ya? Put it [...]

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More [Cereal] Please!

The Chris Rock Show had it’s moments. Nothing is tastier than a box of [Cereal] in the morning! Know what else comes in a box?

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Sen. Charles E. Schumer of NY: confirmed cereal hog.

Some people never leave their college days behind. Case in point: Senator Charles E. Schumer of New York who lives with Senator Richard J. Durbin of Illinois, Representative Bill Delahunt and Representative George Miller when he needs to be close to the action in Washington DC. The four have been known to watch [...]

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Silly Kids, Trix are for Dogs

There comes a time in every paranoid man’s life when he has to ask himself: “Is my Dog jealous of my ability to eat fun cereals for breakfast?” There is another time in this man’s life when he decides to stop asking the hard questions and start doing something about the answers! Enter, BowWowBreakfast. A [...]

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Liquid Cereal hits shelves years ago!

Liquid Cereal starting appearing as far back as 2004, with exotic flavors as varied as Apple & Cinnamon, Fruit, Peanut Butter, and Chocolate…And now in 2007? Has cereal crawled back to the safe haven of solid state? Does anyone have a can of this elusive chunky beverage lying around in their basement fridge? If so, [...]

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2% Revenge Fat Milk for sale?

Should we be afraid that in the near future our milk might come wrapped in threats? The short answer: No, it’s just another bizarre Doll House miniature I found on eBay. The seller is in Hong Kong and the price…$3.50 plus $2 for shipping. Other items include ‘Creamy Cobweb Pieces,’ ‘Bullcube,’ and a cheese dressing [...]

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Genuine Nerd, Toby Radloff: It’s one thing to be regular…

“This video originally appeared on “The Eddie Marshall Show”, a cable-access show that aired via the Viacom Cablevision systems in the eastern suburbs of Cleveland, OH in the late 1980’s…long before my appearace in various low budget films for Wayne Alan Harold (http://www.lurid.com), as well as my big-screen debut in the “American Splendor” film a [...]

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